A small but vicious, nipping and slobbering, cutest little ball of fat you've ever seen...otherwise known as a Basset Hound. She just turned nine weeks old and she's already 18 pounds. Fatty. She will lay down, and it will be like she's laying in a puddle of her own fat. I always stay at a healthy 1 pound and 4 ounces. She doesn't do much either, just eat, sleep, and poop. And while I'm at it, she's always following me around. Get a life squirt. Don't you have better things to do that bite of my toes? I only have seven left now because of her, no more high-fours for me. But I mean I can't stay mad at her for long with her adorable, droopy eyes or her long, saggy ears that she trips over when she runs. Ugh, I can't be mad. Too cute.
Monday, April 6, 2015
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A small but vicious, nipping and slobbering, cutest little ball of fat you've ever seen...otherwise known as a Basset Hound. She just turned nine weeks old and she's already 18 pounds. Fatty. She will lay down, and it will be like she's laying in a puddle of her own fat. I always stay at a healthy 1 pound and 4 ounces. She doesn't do much either, just eat, sleep, and poop. And while I'm at it, she's always following me around. Get a life squirt. Don't you have better things to do that bite of my toes? I only have seven left now because of her, no more high-fours for me. But I mean I can't stay mad at her for long with her adorable, droopy eyes or her long, saggy ears that she trips over when she runs. Ugh, I can't be mad. Too cute.
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